Nice outfit you are wearing today, is that a new shirt?
I just want you to be happy.

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

(via itsjustmaddie99)

nuggbrownie:

It’s fucking true if you youtube search “Doge meme” all the text goes to comic sans and some of it is different colours. 

(Source: meatbauls, via itsjustmaddie99)

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

(via tornado0fcats)

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via ruinedchildhood)